Worksheet 1
Armour of God and weapons of warfare or How To Get One Over Those
Pesky Atheists
Dear Students in Christ,
"Stand therefore, having your loins
girt about with truth,
and having on the breastplate of righteousness;
And your feet shod with the preparation of the gospel of
peace;
Above all, taking the shield of faith,
wherewith ye shall be able to quench all the fiery darts of the
wicked.
And take the helmet of salvation, and the sword of the Spirit,
which is the word of God:
Praying always with all prayer and supplication in the
Spirit,
and watching there unto with all perseverance and supplication for
all saints" - Ephesians 6:14-18
As you may well be aware one of the bare essentials and
requirements of being a spiritual terrorist in Christ is to have
ammunition (Bible), weapons of warfare/mass destruction (Scripture)
and body armour (Faith). The Bible: A Terrorists Handbook and Guide
To Warfare comes in very useful here as it enables you to take on
atheists, pagans and other counterfeit religions all of which (as
you know) are disciples and voices of Satan.
This worksheet will guide and enable you to put those pesky non
believers in place with thrift measure, leaving them bedazzled with
your Godly Patronising and stupendous knowledge in how to turn the
other cheek in the name of God.
"Wherefore take unto you the whole armour of
God.." - Ephesians 6:13
Every good warrior utilises and makes his or her own tools, but in
this instance most of the tools you need, have already been made or
can be found within you. So lets take a look at what essentials you
may need.
Tools
1 - The Bible
A good soldier in Christ should either
have a Bible or at least know by rote the texts within. If you are
an advanced terrorist/militant fundie in Christ then a thorough
background in religious theology is required to combat atheists and
believers of false faiths. In short, the Bible is your means to
defeating all enemies of Jehovah. A good soldier in Christ should
not be without his or her daily digest. The Bible is not only
useful for knowledge but it's also a good source of nourishment for
a healthy staple diet: "And Jesus answered him, saying, It is
written, That man shall not live by bread alone, but by every word
of God." Luke 4:4.
Filling isn't it and no calories!
2 - Faith
Faith is very important to have and it is also interconnected with
the armour of God and prayer, all of which are useful visualisation
techniques. Faith is a prerequisite and plays an important and
vital role and is part and parcel of the Christian Job description
and specification reiterated zillions of times throughout the
Bible. "If ye have faith as a grain of mustard seed, ye shall say
unto this mountain, Remove hence to yonder place; and it shall
remove; and nothing shall be impossible unto you." Mathew
17:20.
Any one who cannot move mountains or not possess any amount of will
power or faith will not win any battles for the Lord and is at
worse a loser in Christ. Which means that if you make it to Heaven
you won't be wearing costly clothes, or a crown but will be
literally the poor craven relation and an annoyingly embarrassing
dependant. Or worse be classed as a social outcast because of your
lack of faith: "But if any provide not for his own, and specially
for those of his own house, he hath denied the faith, and is worse
than an infidel" 1 Timothy 5:8.
Bearing that in mind I suggest you remove yourself from the battle
field right now because lets face it- you're not going to succeed
and will become an embarrassment to Yahweh's Armies (heavenly and
physical). But as an alternative you may become a cheerleader for
God shouting out "Praise!" or "Bless you Lord!" or evocative
"Amen!" on the sidelines.
This hopefully should work or the alternative is damnation because
your faith is basically nonexistent: "Having damnation, because
they have cast off their first faith." 1 Timothy 5:12.
3 - Armour of God
Any sane person wears protective clothing when knowingly going into
danger: consider the politician, policeman, or anyone in the armed
forces. So as a Terrorist for Christ you need to protect yourself.
God only knows it can be dangerous out there in the big wide world,
consider for example all those missionaries who tried to convert
the Cannibals....
The missionaries really should have taken Joshua's advice who "Sent
out of Shittim two men to spy secretly, saying, Go view the land,
even Jericho.." Joshua 2:1 and if they had taken Joshua's advice
they might have been lucky enough to have been put up for a few
nights by a cannibal harlot who may or may not have reserved them
for dessert or breakfast afterwards.. The armour of God was
visually based on Roman/Greek warrior design to wear this apparel
one needs to visualise the armour upon oneself rather like
visualisation techniques used by New Ageists who utilise colours as
talismans to protect the aura. So with that in mind and following
the directions of Paul in Ephesians 6:13-18 one should don this
chic armour of light with confidence verve, pride and
imagination!
4 - Prayer
The power of prayer like faith and the armour of God is not unique
to Christianity however, it is a powerful tool utilised for
preparation before, during and after a Warfare Ministry™, and of
course it's useful for personal gain. "And whatsoever ye shall ask
in my name, that will I do..." John 14:13 Prayer is a tool similar
to that of the use of spells and witchcraft and once again uses
faith (of oneself and of the deity concerned) in order to utilise
arcane and occult techniques such as visualisation or force of will
or the desire to obtain one's objectives. Another directive that
clearly indicates how to use the power of prayer is when more than
one person is necessary to perform majicks in the name of God. And
with His presence in ones midst the power is there for the taking
"For where two or three are gathered together in my name, there am
I in the midst of them." Mathew 18:20
Skills
A terrorist in Christ needs skills. These skills come in the form
of a "no nonsense" approach (Absolutism) or vain righteousness and
by being able to turn the other cheek or to curse biblical style
(Rebukeism). Let's have an in-depth look at these essential
approaches:
Absolutism
This involves Faith, or an inner assurance or condescension.
It’s important that you convey superiority over the unbeliever,
otherwise anything you say falls flat on it's face and makes you
look rather silly, impotent and fake. Your no nonsense approach
also needs to have style and verve. It's necessary that you are
equipped with the ability to have short, sharp, patronising, and to
the point and or vague answers. It is also important to use key
words in your diatribe and when you speak to make sure they are
underlined so your audience can literally feel the emphasis and
leave you looking smug and self -gratified.
Example:
"The Old Testament attrocities were symbolic and Jesus re wrote the
laws under the New Testament covenant."
If you are the type to drone on and on with your ripostes then your
approach will confuse, bore and be incoherent not only to yourself
but to God, his angels and the unbeliever and any other audience
that may happen to be eavesdropping on the conversation at the
time. My advice is never to reply directly to an unbeliever or
explain, as it may tongue tie you and lead you astray if you are a
novice.
In short, exasperate the pesky heretic with quotes from the Bible.
Or if you're an experienced guerrilla for Christ then like Jesus
use nonsensical parables inappropriate for today's modern
unbeliever. Mathew 13:31 springs to mind as does the book of
Revelation, the two creation stories in Genesis and so forth …
However, no matter how good or badly you are doing in your Warfare
Ministry™ it is imperative that you remain cool, calm and collected
and take the stance that you are always right no matter who your
quarry is. Again, brow beat the unbeliever into submission with the
Bible and use a catch phrase ie,"the Bible clearly states.." etc.
Go ahead and try Absolutism on an unbeliever now and see the
results! And bare in mind this useful little mantra: "He teacheth
my hands to war." Psalms 18:34
Glory!
Rebukeism
This is every Adepts favourite course of action. It's very much in
the vein of Absolutism but more to the point and fun. Jesus
famously rebuked Peter "But he turned, and said unto Peter, Get
thee behind me, Satan: thou art an offence unto me: for thou
savourest not the things that be of God, but those that be of men."
Mathew 16:23. Rebuking can be used in any situation but is more
favourably utilised if you disagree with something someone says, or
acts, or if you feel threatened and out of your depth. "Then Peter
took him, and began to rebuke him, saying, Be it far from thee,
Lord: this shall not be unto thee." Mathew 16:22. Another form of
Rebukeism is cursing: "The LORD shall send upon thee cursing,
vexation, and rebuke, in all that thou settest thine hand unto for
to do, until thou be destroyed, and until thou perish quickly;
because of the wickedness of thy doings, whereby thou hast forsaken
me." Deuteronomy 28:20
Its quite important to note that even though we know that the
ungodly will be going to hell without passing Go or collecting
$2000, they may not quite believe it until of course it's too late.
One of many important gems which may validate an unbelievers stance
is such a brief statement as this: . "Therefore the ungodly shall
not stand in the judgement..." Psalms 1:5 which clearly implies
that ungodly people may not have to go through afterlife judgement.
But my advice to you if you come under any difficulty in
admonishing your quarry is to use a well-known phrase that
reinforces your stance and tumbles theirs- namely "You are using
the Bible texts out of context." This ensures you can utilise a
long-winded dialogue that should lead to confusion and lead astray
your opponent from the original point. If that doesn't fail to
disarm the pesky non believer then I suggest another form of
Rebukeism which is the equivalent of an unbelievers use of
seemingly empty threats. Simply say with a patronising, holier than
thou expression "I shall pray for you." This cute little phrase
usually has a non-believer quaking in his or her proverbial boots
and wishing quite frankly that he/she never asked in the first
place.
Glory!
Go ahead and try a rebuke on an unbeliever now and see the
results!
Summary
A militant terrorist for Christ should be able to win countless
victories by initiating a temporary jihad on an unbeliever. The use
of Absolutism, Rebukeism, Armour of God, prayer, faith, ignorance
and the nutritious Bible: A Terrorists Handbook And Guide To
Warfare should ensure that the faithful warrior in Christ glorifies
God in the name of self gratification and superiority.
Appendix
Some useful words, phrases and
challenges which may cross over in use to use in your daily Warfare
Ministry™:
Words: Heretic, heresy, symbolic, heathen, atheist, devil
worshipper, Satan's disciple, Satan's toy, false witness, Bible,
scripture, prayer, faith, pious, religion, life style, Jesus, God,
Holy Ghost, Triune, Pope, sin, occult, homosexual, abortion,
rapture, feminazi, un believer, counterfeit religion, Hell, sex,
Heaven etc.
Phrases: The Bible clearly states…I rebuke you in the name of
Jesus! You're going straight to Hell! You're evil! I'm going to
Heaven and you're not! I rebuke you in the name of Jesus! Get thee
behind me Satan! You're possessed by the devil! I'll pray for you,
sheep in wolf's clothing, You're using that out of context, the
bible clearly states etc.
Challenges: What religion are you a follower of? Where does it say
that in the Bible? I rebuke you in the name of Jesus! Why don't you
believe in God? Why? Prove it! The Bible is inerrant and
infallible, Creationism is wrong, evolution is right? Prove it!
Dinosaurs are figments of the mind and a lie of the devil prove me
wrong, the bible clearly states...
"Break
their teeth oh God in their mouth." Psalms 58:6
N.B
These tools and skills are very much akin to a double- edged sword,
which can be used by atheists etc. against you as well as
benefiting you.