Dearly Beloved

How born again are you?



Many people have come up to me and asked that question - naturally I decline to answer outright but hint that, I'm probably the most born again person in Christendom who wears the mark of Our Lords approval with pearly whites and a knowingly serene smile.

To be born again outside of a convent or a monastery means that one has to be at least divorced if not a serial divorcee, have offspring out of wedlock, be a vociferous ambassador of the Sanctity of marriage whilst colluding with the hired help to cover up marital affairs (thats if you're married and simply cover up promiscuity if you're single).

It is a known fact that to be born again one must:

Self loathe and find everyone else who is not like minded including those who share the same beliefs as you as compartmentalised tools of satan, decievers and destroyers. In other words Hate them in equal measure and proportion as one hates oneself.

Hatred is a prerequiasite of being born again but christians like satanists use reverse psychology- so hate means love and vice versa- its simply not enough to hate the sinner but one must go that one step further and hate the sin whilst summarily over looking ones own. Being born again means quoting the bible at every opportunity, lying constantly, and backtracking and sidetracking until whoever engages you becomes more confused than you are.