Dear Brothers and Sisters in
Christ,
"My lips will not speak wickedness and my tongue will utter no
deceit." Job 27:4
There is now no more need for you to be
without your Sister Amelia and Jesus Fix©. Sister Amelia and Jesus
Ministries™ are dedicated to bringing our namesakes inspired wisdom
and providing true spiritual addicts with the word of God to you
twenty four hours a day, seven days a week.
There is now no more need to roam the Internet in search of "gospel
truths." This site offers you a rare opportunity to glean as much
Biblical Truth and insight as you can possibly gorge yourself on!
You are cordially invited to browse the pages which are here to
glorify God (as opposed to glorifying the authoress of this site)
unlike other "godly" web sites we could mention (but we shan’t
because we’re full of love for our misguided sisters and brethren
in Christ).
If by the will of Jehovah you have found your way here via Chat
Room or Forum Links then Sister Amelia dedicates this impersonal
message to you.
"There
is now no need to stalk random Christian Chat Rooms
or Forums waiting for a glimpse of
She Who is Jehovah’s Faithful Hand Maiden™.
There is now no need for you to be emailing her at all hours,
or cutting and pasting jaded conversations with Sister Amelia
to make new ones (God and I know you do)."
Now you can have all the pleasure of
the Sister’s company without Her having to abide yours at any time.
So sate and quench your thirst by browsing through the pages of
Jehovah’s Favourite Messenger.
Tune in for monthly up dates and
additions.
Yours in Christ
Sister Amelia
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"Do not merely listen to the word and so be deceived, but do as it
says." James 1:22